Bend It Like Bauer

I heard through the grape vine that poop is the new pink! Whenever I hear that saying (grape vine) I think of those creepy California Rasins that sang songs, and you would get the box of their rasin in your halloween bag (why people thought as children we loved rasiens is still a mysterty too me), I felt like I was eatting those little characters out of a box.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What is the deal with people and poo? Everyone poops, if you dont I am scared for you. I have been answer the front phones all afternoon , I was told that I would be doing this till 330, I have been told that the
receptionnest will not be in at all this afternoon. I thought I enjoyed this task, however I dont.

Things I know I enjoy (in no order):

Brushing my teeth, I really enjoy this when hungover and when high.

Smoking a cigarette when i havent had one all day

The fact that July 4 I will be seeing Say Anything

Porn (more so writing porn then watching, though i enjoy both)

Swiming... i like that

My sunnies

Listen to a really rad song in my car, it is something about how music sounds in a car that I can't put my finger on

Reading countless reviews on Amazon.com, and decided what music I wante to listen.

This post might take me all day to write consider my fingers might start bleeding from slide grip report cover, and making passes, but I am going to try and write as much as possiable without getting in shit.

Now, I have been reading all these message boards and article about music magazines and how they suck, I realized that Rolling Stones wasnt a very good magazine when I was fourteen, and will only buy the magazine if desperate. About a year ago I realized that Alternative Press was not very far from being in the company of Circus (does that magazine still exist?) and Hit Parader. I have no clue what is going on with Spin as of the moment it is looking more and more like a trashy Celebrity Magazine then a music magazine. I have a big love for Spin too, I think it is one of the better of the music magazine out there. When I have to fly places I tend to grab a Spin Magazine and Q, because I find they are the most interesting.

I was thinking this morning if I had a magazine what would if be like, I think that I would want it to be music based, and also a monthly mag. I was thinking what if celebrities had the opinion to write their own articles, insetead of interview have then write it, and not have it about themselves. Have them do book, movies, and album reviews. When I leave through Blender I'am always curisous to see what the celebrities are listening too, like Adam Brody... haha. How isnt this a good idea. I have no connections to anything, but if I did this is what I would be doing instead of running shit for a CFL football team, and have debt up the ass from school.

Future Plans:

1. Start this magazine
2. Funeral Director
3. Porn Production Company (Think Pink! Production TM)


Sugar Free Danni B


Currently I have been listen to Snow Patrol "Open Eyes" & Maria Taylor "11:11"

Tuesday, May 30, 2006





I remember when I first saw Dazed and Confused, I was in grade 8, and I told everyone it was my favorite movie, in the reality of things I really had no idea what the hell the movie was about. It wasnt until I finished high school that I confessed that I didnt enjoy the movie. However, when I was 21 or 22 I decided to watch it again, I am pretty sure I was on mushrooms at the time. But the movie was amazing, I think after being out of high school for 3 or 4 years that you forget all the stupid shit that you did, the parties, the nights of nothing... and so on. Even though I didnt go to school in the 70s, it still made me somewhat miss the fun I had in high school.

I now can say I understand Dazed and Confused... and Rory Cochrance (Slater) is on CSI: Miami. and he was Lucas from Empire Records. Now I want to watch that movie damn it!!!!!!

Sugar Free Bauer

Monday, May 29, 2006

First off, the commercial when the girl says “I saw a little pink in the sink” really disgusts me. I am not sure way, well I know why… I associate it with pink in the stink.

The main reason I started this blog was to write about my feelings on Angels and Airwaves, I have been trying to place what I want to say for the last week, because I have a lot. I remember the fall of 1998, and this was the year that I threw away all my Korn albums, and was introduced to Face to Face and Blink 182. Now, I have to say that I never thought that punk was talent, actually maybe I still don’t. Though I figured out that Korn was making me feel as though no one understood me, and I was a lot more angrier then I once was, Blink 182 offered this brainless listening pleasure that made me want to get wasted, and sing “Untitled” at the top of my lungs (which on any given Friday, I am pretty sure this happen.)

Now, Angels and Airwaves , I am not sure how I feel about these guys. Tom DeLonge has been talking this band up as though it is going to change the face of rock music. All it did for me was start missing what Blink once made. I guess it kind of broken my heart when Blink broke up, that these two best friends hated each other really made me sad. I wonder if one of them would see something stupid on the television, and they look at their phone as though they are thinking of calling each other, then the realization that they are no longer friends. That thought alone could bring a single crocodile tear to my heart. I think that Angels and Airwaves are missing that, heart. Even Boxcar Racer had more heart then A&A. I want to make it clear that I wanted to love this band as much as Blink or Boxcar, but it doesn’t move me like Blink. I know strange that a band like Blink could move someone, but some of my greatest memories are brought back when I hear any of the album before 2003’s self titled. (Don’t get me wrong it is my favorite album). But something seems to get lost when Mark left Tom’s side (or vice versa).

Why have got addicted to Deal or No Deal?

2 Things I get Complimented On

My hoody- it is basically the most amazing thing ever. I asked if I could order another one in, however the design only did one season for Volcom.
My tattoo- who knew that a mix tape would be such a great idea. One of two things happen, one people think it is a joke and laugh, two they think it is a rad idea. I think it is both.

Sugar Free Danni B

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